In today's atmosphere of political bickering, ever-beckoning apocalypse and actors with tiger blood, the need to be classy is increasing. Now, more than ever, it's imperative to party hard. Harder than diamonds. Harder than Andrew W. K. Today, you have to party like it's 1999.

That means your high school mix tape is not going to cut it, and you need a cake that means business.

Eat Me Desserts is the brainchild of artist Becca Craig, a woman with sweetness to spare.

Becca's love of baking and sculpted cakes grows from an honest desire to provide people with delicious desserts. Drawing from her background in hands-on design, Becca started baking as a hobby to feed friends and family. For the last few years, she has perfected her technique to encompass all needs: from simple cakes to a sci-fi homage. From dog birthday parties to extravagant layered wedding cakes.

Three years in the kitchen and many, many cakes later, she has found a home in Philadelphia that caters to her as much as she can cater to it.

And the rest is history. Or should I say past-er-y. . . . .